#IT'S RIDICULOUSS

[teddybeartoji]

hate when i look at a word for too long and it starts to look like its been misspelled WHY DOES IT DO THAT RAHHH

STOPPP THAT'S THE WORST THING EVER IT HAPPENS TO ME SO MUCH IT'S SOOOOOFUCKING ANNOYING LMAO english is such a weird language anyway like some words are VERY questionable what the hell is 'mischievous' what the hell is 'particularly' my head is about to explode

[stop-highblood-hate]

Are people seryousli callyng iou a bad moyrayl because iou dont lyke one of hys ynterests. What the actual fuck

i nefer efen ssaid i dont like it!! i jusst dont undersstand it, which hess ssaid hess fine with!! he jusst likess watching it togefer!

[magewritesstories]

obsessed w ur gilmore girls EVERYTHING, would love some more logan whenever ur feeling up to it 💖 (even tho im a jess girlie at heart)

[ ʟᴏɢᴀɴ ʜᴜɴᴛᴢʙᴇʀɢᴇʀ ] ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ᴀꜱꜱɪɢɴᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ

summary: logan is in your business economics class and he absolutly does not work in class—except when you're involved of course ;) TW: none note: i'm also a jess girlie at heart, but im definitly team logan when it comes to rory lol, also i dont know what this is but i hope you enjoy it anyway.

♣ you're pretty much the only reason he even attends this class ♣ he just sits in the back and watches with interest as you participate in class discussions. ♣ if Finn and Colin notice how his seat keeps getting closer to yours every lecture they dont comment on it ♣ speaking of Finn and Colin—they're both little shits (affectionate) ♣ the kind of guys to ask you the most stupid questions, and when you ask them why they even took this class they just shrug and reply, "it sounded fun." ♣ like what about business ec sounded fun to you?? ♣ (in reality they just followed logan)

♣ when the blessed day finally arrives and you ask him if he wants to work on the group assignment together he's over the moon ♣ (he has selective observation skill and ignores the fact that the only reason you asked him was because him, colin and finn basically had you surrounded in terms of seats) ♣ he obviously agrees and you exchange numbers to meet up and work on the project

♣ now, lets get one thing straight, logan does not work ♣ if there is anyway this man can slack off and get a passing grade without doing anything he will do it ♣ but now its you and there's no way he's making a bad impression by makign you do all the work (he will tell colin and finn to make up some stupid excuse to not be there (they have an entire book on them))

♣ you get a consecutive one hour of working in before he suggests that the two of you go get coffee (more than you expected honstly) ♣ he lets you order, pretends to point to something very interesting outside and pays for the food ♣ he also has the most satisfied smirk on his face as you tell him you're gonna pay him back ♣ "suureeee~" ♣ he also memorizes the drink you'd ordered and shows up to the lecture ten mintues before time just to give it to you and make small talk before the professor starts droning on about whatever's on the agenda that day

♣ once the assignement is finished (you and logan did most of the work) you expect to go back to sitting next to him in class for half the lecture and him leaving once he's bored ♣ like it was before ♣ and that does happen. sort of. ♣ except now everytime he leaves, logan sends you a message that afternoon asking for the notes on the lectures (he just wants an excuse to draw you out of your dorm to the nearby coffee stand)

♣ eventually, after he's spent an entire month making up the most ridiculous excuses for meeting up with you ♣ claimed he didn't understand a paragraph once—he was talking about a paragraph of his human recources class (this boy has no clue which book belongs to which subject) ♣ anyway, after a month of ridiculoussness that kinda makes you smile he's succesfully become a part of your everyday life. one day he's bringing you coffee, another he's asking you to meet up with him in the library to study ♣ so now that that part of his plan is successfull he finally asks you out.

♣ when you just smile and say yes, rolling you eyes as you tell him 'it was about damn time' he thinks he's fallen in love with you just a little more.

[gunsatthaphan]

Ok so I have a problem with gmmtv.

Like i absolutely love Gun and Nanon and they did a great job playing 2 roles as a twins BUT

What the hell ?? Like gmmtv alreayd has a pair of twins right under their ass ajjqiwkwk what is that about??

Guve Aj and Jj the main spotlight pls this is ridiculouss

There are 2 reasons for this that I can think of:

the narrative premise for both BlackWhite and NamfahNannam is to look as identical as possible, the whole point of these 2 stories is that the people around them mix them up, them pretending to be each other etc. and A&J don't look as much alike as they used to anymore so I'm not sure if they would be a good fit for a story like this.

no offense to my boys but they're not part of the A-listers lol. acting is not their full-time commitment and maybe gmm think it's too risky to make them the leads. Gun and Nanon are a safe deal when it comes to acting so there. I personally think they could do it but it would have to be a story that actually fits them.

xxx

[paigegetsmewetter]

bro have we talked about her SONG CHOICE LIKE IT NEVER FAILS TO BE 500% NON CORDIAL and also the specific parts of the songs like she’s singing it so she KNOWS what the lyrics say

i.e.

I heard that pussy for the takin'

I heard it got these other goin' crazy

Yeah, I'll treat you like a lady, lady (ayy, then I'll)

Fuck you 'til you burned out, cremation ('til you burned out)

Make it cream, yeah, Wu-Tang (Wu-Tang)

Throw that ass back, bouquet (bouquet)

Omgsh this is my song, but yes she is one of the sneakiest gay people alive and SHES NOT EVEN TRYNNA BE SNEAKY ABOUT IT !!!! She sings these song lyrics on purpose like it’s ridiculouss

[robskaschedulearchive]

Here’s the MTV schedule for Monday, July 17 to Sunday, July 23, 2023.

Okay, first off, Ridiculoussness airs a lot. That is expected, but everyone thinks the network is just Ridiculousness, but it's not. This week, Catfish airs more during daytime than Ridiculousness airs during the daytime.

The entirety of Tuesday is mostly Catfish, but new Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta during the night, followed by Caught in the Act. Showtime show The Chi airs following it, which makes me wonder why Paramount did not air Shameless on one of their networks when it aired new episodes.

Now, let me get into my biggest tangent: Teen Mom: The Next Chapter. I have to see "Bum bum bum bum bum bum" and that cringe dance every day on Comedy Central when I watch South Park. They are advertising it like it's the newest hot thing. Even though Teen Mom fell out of style, like, 10 years ago. Season premiere on Wednesday.

MTV still airs Music Videos, Fridays at 4pm. (used to be Saturdays at 8am, but Paramount switched the slots for this and the Paramount+ promotions to Fridays), followed up by a short news/music show (it's not produced by MTV's news division, but by MTV in their Times Square studio)

Anyways, onto what's new.

Here’s what's new this week:

Ridiculousness - Mon & Fri at 8p-9:30p

Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta - Tues at 8p

Caught in the Act: Unfaithful - Tues at 9p

Teen Mom: The Next Chapter - SEASON PREMIERE - Wed at 8p & 9p

All Star Shore - Paramount+ Original - Thurs at 8p

[cherrysugcr]

While she knew this was her mistake there was a source of anger that caused the whole thing to happen. "I never said it was an accident Daniel you missed that part." Already she could feel herself crying but she couldn't stop herself. "You know I told him how hard we were trying and how it felt as if we weren't enjoying the sex anymore, like it was a chore. How it felt like you didn't even want to have sex with me. And you know what he told me? He said, if he were my husband he would have fucked a baby in me as soon as I asked. So I jokingly said how would you do it. I'll spare you the intimate details but yeah I spread my legs and got fucked feeling better than I had in a long time. Yeah it's fucked up and I'm sorry. I don't know what else to you but it was a one time thing. As far as I know there is a better chance it's yours than his. Unless you've been secretly slipping on a condom every time?" She laughed softly at the ridiculoussness of it all.

Was this his chance to come clean? She was confessing to being unfaithful, letting his know that there was a slight chance the baby wasn't his. His initial feeling wasn't disappointment, it was disgust. How she was so desperate for a child, she had slept with someone else to make it happen.

"What the hell, Val?" His brows knit together as he looked up at her, eyes filled with a mix of confusion and anger. "You accidentally got caught up in a flirtation? That sounds so fucked up. Does this guy know he's about to be a father? Hm?"

[talenlee]

Story Pile: The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated

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Story Pile: The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated

There’s this genre, called isekai, about a person winding up in a magical world after some major event. Then there’s this other genre based on that, called reverse isekai, where a character from a magical world winds up in a normal world after some major event. And while we can absolutely argue about whether or not Ranma 1/2 is a reverse Isekai (it is), I’d like to talk about a really fun example, with a minimal expansive plot that’s basically just a fun, half-size sitcom about a character who is so much like one of my friends I kinda am concerned she’s not getting royalties.

You can argue amongst yourselves about whom I mean.

The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated is a 2021 reverse-isekai anime about Jahy, the former second-in-command of The Great Demon King (or whatever), who upon the defeat of that great big boss, wound up stuck in our mortal realm. Instead of a leggy tits-out catgirl vampire lookin’ lady, because of the reduced availability of magic in our world, she is stuck in a miniature form – shrunk down to child size from her normal adult size. What’s more, as well as not having the magic she needs to be the cool boss monster style character she was, she also has to find ways to afford rent and food, but she doesn’t have all day to do it or any educational qualifications, and she needs to keep trying to find magical gems that will let her recover her power, which means she also needs a job. Something low-qualification and convenient.

Okay, that means the story is about a character with a part-time job making ends meet in a modern world while pursuing a nonsense secondary interest. It’s a pretty good formula. And you know what makes anime great? When conventional characters are escalated into being completely garbage screwballs.

Then along with that, add a rule: Jahy will not be defeated. It doesn’t matter how obviously bad or how awfully her determination has gotten her hosed, she will not give up. Core to the arc of the story, and how things improve from watching this awful little gremlin get dunked on to seeing her genuinely improve her life, is that she won’t give up and just what she’s focused on changes.

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There is a special kind of anxiety used for a bunch of the comedy in Jahy’s story, and that is the anxiety of poverty coupled with a character who isn’t cynical or aware enough of the world to pre-emptively resist the exploitative mechanics of capitalism. There’s a whole episode I watched on double speed because I was quietly anxious about how it was basically watching my own addled brain’s reaction to my earliest paychques – watching as money I needed to live got turned into a pile of stupid gegaws because I wasn’t practiced at thinking about how much use I’d get out of those useful things versus just having more money on hand for other more practical and boring things.

Bear in mind I was thinking about my life as a child, and the special anxiety of wasting money when you’re already poor.

There’s also a lot of B-plots around silly and funny characters and the ongoing story of how this world works, and that’s fun! And it sometimes features a character screwing up a magical potion and being stuck as a friendly dog for a day? Sometimes? It’s all very light, and the main appeal is seeing just how many of these characters bounce off each other in a small escalation of the ridiculoussness… that culminate in somehow finding ways to get along.

It is kinda funny-and-also-sad the way that anime, with the existing community space of ‘how much anime bullshit am I going to have to handle’ running down a checklist of potential oh-no reactions, measured by their severity and dealbreakiness, can need a very specific set of signifiers for what people might expect. To that end, I’ll let you know, if you’re afraid that Jahy uses the kid mode to do creepy stuff, I didn’t see any and I was duly relieved. Like I kept watching with a pre-emptive cringe and it was a relief that… nope. Jahy’s kid mode is used for two basic ideas:

The first is to just underscore how she’s powerless. She’s small so she doesn’t have raw magical or physical power enough to bully people or attack people. It’s the easiest way to remove that avenue from her, so the world she’s in has to be the world where you comply with what you’re told, which is pretty relatable. It also serves to make a lot of what she does kinda more forgiveable and less pathetic; bursting into tears or throwing a tantrum is a little more tolerable as a character when it’s a little kid having a rotten day.

I dunno, it just feels a bit, to me, like part of what’s going on with what happens when the show diverts to Jahy dealing with being a kid is that there’s a lot of fun stuff associated with being a kid. While sometimes Jahy’s goblin mode is used as a way to exploit her, there’s this recurrent theme I kept seeing where Jahy will wind up being treated as a kid and induced to experience something kids experience, and her reaction is to recognise that, oh no, wait, this thing that kids do is just fun? And it’d be cool to do them? Having friends and going to the park and partaking in the festival is fun, and it’s okay to enjoy that, and have fun?

I’m trying to frame this in a very personal, individual experience here, because I like this show. There’s some stuff I could unpack further, like how this works as a kind of landlord propoganda where one of the main characters being a landlord is shown as being you know, pretty reasonable and the fact she wasn’t doing anything for Jahy and occasionally picks her up like a large doll is a funny foible. On the other hand the same character does go through an arc later on where she seems to realise that she’s not doing enough and just wants Jahy to be her friend, and also, gets powerbombed?

It’s funny how this show does have this recurrent theme that the ways we treat poor people, retail workers, and children sucks, and it’s not like those people inherently have to have unpleasant lives, but it comes so close to being able and willing to say ‘maybe there’s some greater problem with the whole system of landlords, since the room wasn’t doing anything.’

Can’t quite say it though.

Can’t quite point that out.

The actual show is pretty toothless. It’s fun – and there’s a lot of charming sweetness and the music is enjoyable, but it really does hinge for me on how much I like Jahy, how I feel about her as a person, and how much I watched the show just hoping for those moments when Jahy had a good day.

[teddybeartoji]

randomly remembered how a 6'3 fuckboy ended up snuggling into my side, nuzzling his face into the crook of my neck while i played with his hair... we were not a thing btw. and this happened in front of like twenty ppl. at a karaoke bar. 😭😭😭😭😭

he was just so sad okay:((((((( this was in high school btw,, our classes went on a little cruise together at the end of the year and then while he we were all at the karaoke place, he got an email and blabla he had some problems at school. and then ofc everybody got up to comfort the poor boy:(((((( WAITHASGHDHASGDGAHS THE MORE I THINK ABT IT THE MORE FUNNIER IT GETS i didn't get up bc everybody was on him anyway but then when ppl went back to their seats he saw me sitting there and i opened my arms and he just fucking fell onto my lap like a sad little dog ahgshgaghdasghgha i think this is where it all started actually..... 😭😭😭

[maelstrom007]

M havin auch good time s ridiculouss. Went on a nog walk with friends slike 20+ places we got alcohol s besttt. Got to make out w the bf was greattt m so plastered. I love Witch love anything with her she’s so great best OC ever. But tappin with Love just hits so gooddd

gang m so drunk rn

M

oh shit this isnghouls blog innit sorry boo

Drunk Maelstrom!! This is ghoul blog indeed

I hope you're having a good time ❤️

[stop-highblood-hate]

hot take apparently but i dont fink fere are any lowblood '''sslurss''. like yeah, ssure, maybe feress ssome kinda mean namess for fem, but fey arent sslurss! russty iss jusst a sshortened form of russtblood. batteryblood iss literally jusst what fey are!! ssure, piss/sshit/dirtblood are kinda rude, but feyre not *sslurss*, and trying to claim fey are is ridiculouss

[roxyandelsewhere]

SPN 2021 rewatch: 1x13 Route 666

[ladymatt]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Magnus Bane, Alec Lightwood, Isabelle Lightwood, Jace Wayland, Clary Fray Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Yoga, Yoga Instructor Magnus Bane, Gyms, Translator Alec Lightwood, Jace is an heiress don't @ me, Pining, Explicit Sexual Content, Swearing, Izzy and Jace are meddlesome, Semi-Public Sex, Sibling Bonding, Sibling Love, Magnus is very bendy, Gay Disaster Alec Lightwood, Sexual Tension, First Dates, Texting, First Time, First Kiss, I would like to apologise to my yoga instructor, Gemma you are an absolutely wonderful person and I am so sorry, I have debased yoga, But to be fair, Yoga was begging to be debased, Praise Kink, Begging Summary:

The sibling bonding rules are as follows:

1. At least twice a week, the three of them have to meet up outside of their shared apartment and do something without their phones attached to their ears/hands. 2. One Max-appropriate activity per week must also be scheduled, provided Max is available and not grounded for setting something on fire again. 3. Nobody is allowed to veto an activity unless it pertains to actual, literal trauma.

Curse Alec's desire to laminate everything even mildly official. He wonders if either of his siblings would notice if he printed a fresh copy with slightly altered rules, re-laminated it, and replaced the existing copy? He could change rule three to say, “nobody is allowed to veto an activity unless it pertains to actual, literal trauma, or just a whole fucking boatload of embarrassment.” The printer is in his room - as is the laminator. Nobody would have to know.

➼

Hot Yoga Guy is going to kill Alec and it's all his siblings' fault.

[calebbrewsterr]

He Look. 👀

[idiotbutch]

anyone who calls themself a bi lesbian owes every bi and lesbian a dollar

[hufflepuffsagainsttorment]

Me: (Sings in front of someone)

Person: (Compliments me)

Me (internally): They’re lying to you. They think you’re horrible. They’re just trying to spare your feelings. You’re disgusting. Your life is a giant reality tv show and everyone around you is an actor. That’s the only reason their complementing you. It’s just a joke. You...